A man gets a notice he is being investigated for indecency with a child. He decides to eat a bullet. Going to guess that means he was guilty! Pornography was found all over the house.
Two fools drag race on a street. One of them loses control of his souped up mustang and hits a tree. An off duty officer who saw the race stops by to help and be a witness. After destroying his mustang he is arrested for racing. He denies racing saying he was trying to catch up to the other car to say "what's up!" A good reason to wrap a mustang around a tree!
A man is awakened by noises outside. He grabs a pistol and goes outside to find a young man breaking into his car. The man shouts and the car burglar says to shoot him, he needs the money! Sadly some idiots would give that turd a payout. The burglar jumps into a car and speeds off as the homeowner shoots at the car.
An alert officer notices a car backed up to a Walmart auto center that is closed. As he approaches he sees a guy attempt to hide. The officer snatches him up and finds the guy is attempting to break into the place. He goes to jail.
An officer looks up to see a man in the car in front of him beating his wife/girlfriend (not sure of the relationship). He goes to jail.