Anyone watching the news the are has been having a lot of hit and run accidents as of late. The usual culprits are drunk and/or illegal aliens.
The past two weeks have been slow. Before that I was rather busy. Mostly drunk drivers and two drunks trying to stumble home. Sadly the drunker of the pair stumbled into the street in front of my patrol car. A surefire way to attract attention.
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I'm glad the officer wasn't seriously injured or killed. I hate dealing with drunks.
'scuse me occifers, but I was jus' wunnering if I was too dunk, drunk, to dive... drive home. Oh wait... I think I'm gonna ralph or summptn'.
Then you get the inevitable "You can't arrest me because I'm walking, not driving."
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