Sorry Boss!

I was driving my supervisor today. I was driving him on a fact finding patrol to orient districts and activities. In other words we were going to dinner. Another officer calls me and I'm talking to him on my blue tooth. He's having problems with his report so I'm trying to explain what he ought to do. At the same time I am making a turn down a street off a main highway. There is a coffee shop and I happen to notice a fly honey wearing a red shirt and tight jeans. Well, I'm looking at her, talking on my blue tooth, and turning all at the same time. As you can tell this does not make for a good cocktail. I inadvertently turn into the wrong lane with traffic coming at me!

"Oh sh**!" I exclaim as I jerk the wheel and get into the correct lane.

"Sorry boss!"

I let him think I was distracted by the blue tooth. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was the fly honey that distracted me!