Monday, June 8, 2009

Alarm Commercial at My House



These commercials are dumb as hell. They should film a commercial at my house. It would go a little something like this;

Alarm: "Mr. Parsons we've got an alarm at your house are you okay?"

Me: "Why thank you for calling! I'm just peachy! Now, the mother f***** who just kicked in my door has 5 bullets in his ass and 1 in his head! You may want to send help for him!"

8 comments:

Texas Ghostrider said...

I thought it was a burst of three...two to the chest one to the head, repeat as neccessary, until ems arrives

Jealous Bitch said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am laughing so hard at this tonight!

GUYS, duh!

These commercials are made for people who live in places like here in San Francisco, who think guns are the downfall of all civilization and believe that some nerdy dork on a phone will save them from some cranked up meth head by using his soft, calming voice and triggering an annoying sound. Because everyone knows criminals are so afraid of loud noises...they're like cats! Just make a loud noise and they will go away (that is basically the logic behind this ad)

Mud said...

ROFL - now if that were the commercial I might actually buy the product.

Beat And Release said...

I know you folks get the same thing, but at least once a week I get some citizen asking what he should do if someone breaks into his home. My standard answer goes something like, "Smoke that fool. Then when the cops get there repeat over and over, 'I was afraid for my life.'"

Lily Rach said...

Can't help but comment...
As for me, I don't neccessarily believe that guns are the downfall of all civilization but I do believe that there are people who don't want to and/or are not able to carry a gun. In a physical, cultural or religious sense etc.

Although I may be coming from a cultural perspective because I was from a country where people are more apt to buy alarm systems whether they work or not instead of arming themselves or calling the police. Sad truth- cause over there one can never be sure if you're going to be protected or need protection from the police.

I'm just glad I don't have to fork over 100 monies anymore and pay for a cop's noodles. But I can still bring you some noodles if you like Haha.;)

Ella Sharon said...

The commercial alarmsare very helpful It is safe and easy to be installed.

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