The other day my partner and I stopped into a BBQ joint. We got our orders and came up to the register. Usually they give us half off which is nice of them. My partner went first and I came up to the register with my wallet out. The manager waved me on. How nice, my partner got me today. At the end we got up and left. We got on the freeway heading out west when I thanked him for dinner.
"Thanks for dinner!"
"Oh you're welcome...wait a minute! I didn't pay for dinner!"
"Well I didn't pay for dinner, I thought you did!"
"I thought you did!"
"The manager waved me through!"
"Oh sh**! I hope someone paid for it!"