Thursday, October 16, 2008
A Bad Call
Well since nothing exciting happened yesterday I'll tell of one of my worst calls. A man and woman live together, both disabled. Well, the man sitting on the pot taking a dump and gets stuck. He can't stand up. His wife can't get up so she calls us. We get there and find a naked man sitting on the pot. I'm pretty much annoyed now. This is a medical call, not a police call. Plus, this guy has been sitting here for about half an hour and can't flush the damn toilet knowing we're coming! So I flush the toilet, grab some thick gloves and pick this damn fool up and practically throw him on his bed. How's that for public service?